I wish the Wilford Brimley 'stache is the cool thing to do.

http://ideas.veer.com/features/faces/new/milkman

Ha, Erik kinda looks like that douchebag cop from Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle. That cop was my hero. Thank God Erik is no douchebag.

I could survive for 54 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

I'm kind of a wuss. Okay, I am a wuss. Let's see how you make do when you're chained next to a velociraptor. >8|